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Nearly Indestructible Never-Ending Musical Happy Birthday Card

Nearly Indestructible Never-Ending Musical Happy Birthday Card

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Annoyed having to write Happy Birthday almost daily to everyone on Facebook? Well, get revenge on them in the real world by sending this cool new Never-Ending Musical Happy Birthday Card. This nearly indestructible and utterly annoying musical birthday card can be pounded on, submerged in water, torn up, and even set on fire, but it will just keep on singing its jingle until the battery runs out in 3-5 hours. The only downside is that your Happy Birthday wish to them will be remembered on your special day too.

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