Do you smell something? This delightful decorative holiday rug is inspired by Aunt Bethany's poor fried pussycat from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
These anodized aluminum buttons have the words FIRE MISSILE, EJECT, and PANIC! on the front and replace the boring covers on a vehicle's 12V accessory port.
This giant retro C9 light bulb is flat yet illuminates using 80 LEDs and has a whimsical animated face that sings Christmas songs and speaks holiday greetings.
Just one of these jumbo-sized rolls of soft, 2-ply toilet paper equals 20 regular rolls, is 20X longer than a regular roll, and each sheet is 4X bigger.
A limited edition six pack of festive hangable ornaments that each hold a regular 12 oz can of beer... which you supply. 'tis Miller Time!
This fun, double-take-inducing inflatable Grinch is sized to sit in the passenger's seat and wears a festive Santa hat and scarf.
Do you wake up every morning with a mighty thirst before battling the day like a true warrior?
This fun keyboard rest looks just like a real French baguette, except this long loaf is made from ultra comfortable memory foam instead of crusty bread.
Ask a Yes or No question about the future, wave your hand over this mysterious sphere, and it will speak your fortune out loud, possibly from another dimension.
Stressed on Thanksgiving? Grab this Turkey Stress Ball, take a deep breath, and give it a firm squeeze to enjoy some instant bliss. Then open a bottle of wine.
These two JONES Sodas are exactly the same flavor, but Werewolf Piss is way better during a Full Moon and Orange Chocolate is more festive during the holidays.
This suit is made entirely from genuine working bubble wrap and is inspired by the space suits worn by Zoltan's UFO cultists in the movie, Dude, Where's My Car?
This holiday season, have some mischievous Grinchy fun when you slip these cool new yet quite spicy hot candy canes in with the rest of the red and white ones.
This spooky faux human skeleton stands over 6 ft tall, not the usual 5 ft, has posable, locking limbs and knees, and realistic, weather-resistant bones.
To make infinite gallons of water, just mix in equal parts of this dehydrated dihydrogen monoxide with pure water and chug it before you dry out and blow away.
A full deck of massive playing cards that are roughly 7 times bigger than a traditional, boring-sized deck of playing cards.
Normally, you wouldn't try to wash out blood or anything else with more blood, but it's not a problem with this cool new, cherry-scented Blood Bath shower gel.
An unsettling face mask of a blurry, out-of-focus head with its eyes and mouth replaced with creepy black holes for seeing, breathing, and looking nightmarish.
No matter whether it's Thanksgiving, Christmas, or just anytime of the year after having a really dry dinner, serve up these savory, gravy-flavored candy canes.
Whenever someone complains, cries, or goes on and on with a sob story, don't mention playing the world's smallest violin, do it for real with this Tiny Violin.
Does your cat have some good ideas about politics and look good on camera too? Make them leader of the free world behind this Presidential Podium Scratcher.
This summer, as you swim in the pool, float down a lazy river, or splash around in a lake, bring plenty of extra drinks in with you on this Rubber Duck float.
Standing over 7 feet tall, this double-take-inducing silhouette of the mighty Sasquatch can be placed anywhere you wish to generate panicked sightings.
These preppy insulated can coolers look like little polo shirts, have non-slip rubberized bases, fit most 12 oz cans, and are available in two colorful styles.
