Still sticking boring old toothpicks into olives, meats, and cheeses served to unimpressed, eye-rolling guests at parties? Go with Plunger Party Picks instead.
These cards were gross, disgusting, disturbing and always hilarious and this cookbook combines all that into tasty recipes that only look and sound nauseating.
When you wipe your mouth, place under a cocktail, or toss into a fireplace, these Filthy Rich Money Napkins are sure to cause a few shocked double-takes.
This is possibly the world's hottest single piece of bubble gum that's made with 16 million Scoville Heat Unit chili pepper extract... there is no 17!
You know you'll be enjoying coffee in the morning and wine in the evening, so why dirty extra dishes when you can just use this 2-in-1 drinking vessel instead.
Pretend you're in a parallel universe where you have hot dogs for fingers, just like in Everything Everywhere All At Once, with these Hot Dog Finger Gloves.
If you feel like the God of Thunder while sitting on your bathroom throne, try to wield Thor's mighty hammer Mjolnir in the air or just grab a few sheets of TP.
Curious people who notice this simple QR code sticker on your bumper will scan it with their phone and then loudly sigh as they've been Rick Rolled once again.
I don't even want to know why, but you never know when you'll need a fresh pair of underwear, so always be prepared with these cool new Instant Underpants.
This mildly terrifying inflatable tabletop buffet cooler has a giant shark fin in the center circling through a sea of ice, bottles, cans, and foods.
This funny porous ceramic plant watering stake has a men's restroom-style urinal on top to direct water deep down to the roots to keep them hydrated.
There's nothing scarier than racing to the can and getting an unexpected terrifying shock like a snake popping out of the toilet as you lift the lid.
After lighting this firecracker-scented candle, there's no need to run, just enjoy the delightful essence of burnt gunpowder wafting through the air.
Transform a can of beer into a full blown hinged-lid German beer stein and drink like it's Oktoberfest all year long.
These double-take-inducing food picks look like huge worker ants carrying off all the tasty appetizers on their backs.
Help others have a terrifying close encounter when you let them discover this life-sized 5 foot tall Glow-in-the-Dark Alien Statue somewhere at night.
As soon as you sit down on the can, you'll know you're in trouble as this Velociraptor Toilet Paper Holder stares you down as it guards the only roll.
Float this whimsical little rubber ducky filled with loose leaf tea around your in your tea cup to steep.
Who would ever expect to lift up the toilet lid and have a horrifying green monster pop out at them?
In real life, you never see money bags with a dollar sign printed on the side like in every cartoon, comic book, and movie. Well, they actually exist!
This crocodile decoy floats around in a pool or pond or can even be posed on land to scare off birds, animals, neighbors, and other unwanted pests.
This uncanny bar of hand soap looks exactly like a tasty steak just pulled from a flaming hot grill.
Fun beer drinking vessels shaped like barbells, so you can work your biceps while you down a few cold ones.
A cute food-themed cat bed that looks like a bowl of fruits, except these fruits are soft and there's just enough room for your cat to snuggle up in.
