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The following emails will be ignored and deleted, along with anything else we deem annoying, strange, or complete spam.

• We are NOT a store, we do not carry these products, nor can we sell them directly to you.
• We do not know of any alternate stores that may carry sold out or no longer produced items.
• If you have a problem, contact the merchant who sold it to you or the manufacturer who made it.
• Do not submit any KickStarter or other Crowd-Funded stuff until it's actually a real product for sale.
• We do not want to buy any wholesale lamps from China or anything else from anywhere.
• We do not have replacement manuals for 1986 microwaves or anything else.
• We do not know if completely random things can be shipped to Germany - (we seem to get this one a lot).

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