Anti-Ticket Donut

February 10, 2008

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Next time you get pulled over by the law for speeding, reach into your glove box, pull out the Anti-Ticket Donut inside a platinum colored can with windowed lid and offer it to the friendly officer in lieu of your registration.

Possible Outcomes

Laughs and thanks you for bringing humor to their day and lets you go ticket free
Ticketed for speeding and now bribery, tasered and arrested
Beaten, tasered, shot dead and framed for something embarrassingly horrible

So in other words, this is a novelty only anti-ticket donut, is not a real donut and will not get you out of a speeding ticket. Please, give only as a funny gift. If you are dumb enough to try and give this to a policeman, secretly videotape it and we'll be sure to post the results here!

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