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Swear Bear Cursing Plush Toy

Swear Bear Cursing Plush Toy

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The following product is definitely not for kids or anyone else easily offended, but it sure is funny. Check out the evil Swear Bear Cursing Plush Toy. Due to a small error in design, this soft plush talking teddy bear looks innocent enough, but spouts continuous hilarious profane obscenitites when you give it a hug or a squeeze. The perfect prank gift for an unsuspecting victim or just an ingeniously mean break-up gift, let the bear do the talking. Check out the very NSFW videos below to see this cute little bear in action!

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