Truck Nutz - Give Your Truck Some Balls!
I was recently stuck in a massive traffic jam heading back to Green Head HeadQuarters and saw something that made my day much more interesting. A big truck in front of me had a set of balls, as in testicles, hanging from the trailer hitch. I don't know if they were cool, but they were definitely the funniest thing I had seen all day. It's a weird feeling having to stare at these things for the next twenty minutes, because you certainly can't ignore them swinging in the breeze right in front of you. It was like being stuck right behind a bull or something of equal proportions. Well, I did a little research and found them, they're appropriately named Truck Nutz and they come in assorted colors, if you have a nut color preference. I would definitely stick with the chrome and avoid the blue though.
I could never bring myself to adorn these from behind my truck, but maybe you are braver than me. I have to admit, they really do give a truck some balls. I'm sure you will all be seeing them out in the wild on your local expressways soon too, because they really are the ultimate automobile accessory.
Let us know in the Comments if you have spotted them yet or what you thought. Is it even legal to hang balls from your truck? If you have any photos of balls hanging proudly on your auto, send them in and I'll post them here.