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Giant Meteor 2016 Bumper Sticker

Giant Meteor 2016 Bumper Sticker

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When you can't decide who's worse to vote for in the 2016 presidential election, Hillary or Trump, you should consider this great new third party candidate, Giant Meteor running for the Extinction Party. The cool new Giant Meteor 2016 Bumper Sticker is the perfect way to show your support for a powerful candidate who really knows how to get things done, solve all the problems this country (and the entire planet) is facing, and put an end to the misery of this endless circus of an election early.

Sure, Giant Meteor isn't too bright and should know better that a meteor vaporizes in the atmosphere and should really be called Giant Meteorite or even Giant Asteroid instead, but what difference, at this point, does it make? Supposedly, Giant Meteor is considering SuperVolcano, Runaway Climate Change, and SuperNova for its running mates and is currently on top of most intergalactic polls. Best of all, since Giant Meteor is already rich in valuable precious metals, it will be self-funding its campaign as well. HaHa... Hmm... :(

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Giant Meteor 2016 Bumper Sticker
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Giant Meteor 2016 Bumper Sticker
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Giant Meteor 2016 Bumper Sticker
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Giant Meteor 2016 Bumper Sticker
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