These festive, wildlife-inspired ear muffs have extra fluffy faux fur ear cups on the sides and whimsical plush reindeer antlers rising up from the top band.
Hang this Christmas Stocking Drink Dispenser from your fireplace mantel this holiday season to add a little extra festive spirit... and by spirit, I mean booze.
Make everyone a little more uncomfortable after a big dinner and a slice of pie for dessert when you bake one up and serve it to them in this macabre pie plate.
Do you smell something? This delightful decorative holiday rug is inspired by Aunt Bethany's poor fried pussycat from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
These anodized aluminum buttons have the words FIRE MISSILE, EJECT, and PANIC! on the front and replace the boring covers on a vehicle's 12V accessory port.
Just one of these jumbo-sized rolls of soft, 2-ply toilet paper equals 20 regular rolls, is 20X longer than a regular roll, and each sheet is 4X bigger.
A limited edition six pack of festive hangable ornaments that each hold a regular 12 oz can of beer... which you supply. 'tis Miller Time!
This fun, double-take-inducing inflatable Grinch is sized to sit in the passenger's seat and wears a festive Santa hat and scarf.
Do you wake up every morning with a mighty thirst before battling the day like a true warrior?
Ask a Yes or No question about the future, wave your hand over this mysterious sphere, and it will speak your fortune out loud, possibly from another dimension.
Stressed on Thanksgiving? Grab this Turkey Stress Ball, take a deep breath, and give it a firm squeeze to enjoy some instant bliss. Then open a bottle of wine.
These two JONES Sodas are exactly the same flavor, but Werewolf Piss is way better during a Full Moon and Orange Chocolate is more festive during the holidays.
This suit is made entirely from genuine working bubble wrap and is inspired by the space suits worn by Zoltan's UFO cultists in the movie, Dude, Where's My Car?
This holiday season, have some mischievous Grinchy fun when you slip these cool new yet quite spicy hot candy canes in with the rest of the red and white ones.
To make infinite gallons of water, just mix in equal parts of this dehydrated dihydrogen monoxide with pure water and chug it before you dry out and blow away.
A full deck of massive playing cards that are roughly 7 times bigger than a traditional, boring-sized deck of playing cards.
Normally, you wouldn't try to wash out blood or anything else with more blood, but it's not a problem with this cool new, cherry-scented Blood Bath shower gel.
An unsettling face mask of a blurry, out-of-focus head with its eyes and mouth replaced with creepy black holes for seeing, breathing, and looking nightmarish.
No matter whether it's Thanksgiving, Christmas, or just anytime of the year after having a really dry dinner, serve up these savory, gravy-flavored candy canes.
Whenever someone complains, cries, or goes on and on with a sob story, don't mention playing the world's smallest violin, do it for real with this Tiny Violin.
Giant inflatable pumpkin with a built-in projector and speaker for showing 70 mins of animated talking / singing jack-o'-lantern faces magically on the surface.
Does your cat have some good ideas about politics and look good on camera too? Make them leader of the free world behind this Presidential Podium Scratcher.
Standing over 7 feet tall, this double-take-inducing silhouette of the mighty Sasquatch can be placed anywhere you wish to generate panicked sightings.
These preppy insulated can coolers look like little polo shirts, have non-slip rubberized bases, fit most 12 oz cans, and are available in two colorful styles.
