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Heavy* Mug - Weighs 22 Pounds!
This hardcore drinking vessel is forged from stainless steel, weighs a whopping 22 pounds, and is probably not safe to set down anywhere near a glass table.
Yellow Crime Scene Tape Toilet Paper Roll
While it may look just like the bright yellow barrier tape that police use to restrict access around a crime scene, it's actually 3-ply toilet paper.
Can of Worms Body Wash
Unlike traditional body washes in overly complicated bottles, this rose and geranium scented body wash is stored inside a can as wiggly worm-shaped soap pieces.
Sandpaper Toilet Paper Roll
This cool new Sandpaper Toilet Paper may look like a roll of rough sandpaper with some serious sanding grit, but it's actually 200 sheets of non-abrasive 3-ply.
Dirt Soda
While a soda made from actual soil doesn't sound very tasty, this one simply mimics the earthy mineral flavor and adds a touch of sweetness and refreshing fizz.
Drunk Garden Gnome Statue
This drunk garden gnome lies passed out with a bottle in hand, its bare behind up in the air, and a boozy face that identifies it as positively smashed.
Chomp - Chattering Teeth Oven Mitts
These cool new yet quite retro-inspired Chomp Oven Mitts are pot holders inspired by the classic Chattering Teeth wind-up novelty toy, minus the chattering.
Gigantic Inflatable Octopus Arm - 14.7 Feet Tall!
This Gigantic Inflatable Octopus Arm stands over 14 feet tall and satisfies the age old question of what couldn't you do with a massive inflatable octopus arm.
Sandpaper Sheet Microfiber Lens Cleaning Cloth
A soft microfiber lens cleaning cloth that looks exactly like a rough sheet of 60 grit sandpaper.
Fried Chicken Candy
When you pop a hard candy into your mouth, normally you wouldn't expect it to taste like chicken, but that all changes with this cool new Fried Chicken Candy.
Emotional Support Rubber Chicken
This giant rubber chicken is fitted with an emotional support animal vest so everyone will know it's legit and releases a loud squawking scream when hugged.
Hair Dryer Bonnet Hood Attachment
Enjoy a hands-free hair-drying experience that uses diffused airflow from your hair dryer to help reduce the drying time and prevent damage from over-drying.
Terrifier Blood and Bubbles Bleeding Soap - Pumpkin Spice-Scented!
Proving that you can actually wash off blood with blood, this disturbing pumpkin spice-scented bar of soap not only creates a bubbly lather, it also bleeds red.
My Mood Today Coffee Mug + Pen
This ceramic coffee mug has a whimsical nose on the side and includes a dry-erase pen to draw in the eyes and mouth in a style that conveys your current mood.
Cupa Joe - Miniature Coffee Pot Coffee Mug
This jumbo-sized, 20 oz coffee mug is shaped like a miniature glass coffeemaker carafe, just like the large ones you might see refilling coffee cups in a diner.
Puffin Drinkwear Denim Shirt Insulated Beer Can Cooler
Denim is a rugged fabric with a timeless style, which makes this insulated can cooler perfect for keeping a beer can cool while looking cool at the same time.
A Is for ALIEN: An ABC Book - Little Golden Book
This fun Little Golden Book for 2-5 year olds based on the R-Rated ALIEN movie teaches the ABCs with characters and lighthearted illustrations from the film.
The Neverending Story Atreyu and Artax Swamps of Sadness Lawn Ornament
Relive the traumatic Swamps of Sadness scene from The Neverending Story movie every single time you leave the house or water your houseplants.
Gracula - Dracula Vampire Garlic Crusher
While most vampires fear garlic, this Dracula-inspired garlic press loves to fearlessly crush it (or herbs, ginger, nuts, and chilis) right inside his head.
Reindeer Antlers Ear Muffs
These festive, wildlife-inspired ear muffs have extra fluffy faux fur ear cups on the sides and whimsical plush reindeer antlers rising up from the top band.
Santa's Flask - Christmas Stocking Drink Dispenser
Hang this Christmas Stocking Drink Dispenser from your fireplace mantel this holiday season to add a little extra festive spirit... and by spirit, I mean booze.

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