Hang this Christmas Stocking Drink Dispenser from your fireplace mantel this holiday season to add a little extra festive spirit... and by spirit, I mean booze.
Do you smell something? This delightful decorative holiday rug is inspired by Aunt Bethany's poor fried pussycat from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
These anodized aluminum buttons have the words FIRE MISSILE, EJECT, and PANIC! on the front and replace the boring covers on a vehicle's 12V accessory port.
Just one of these jumbo-sized rolls of soft, 2-ply toilet paper equals 20 regular rolls, is 20X longer than a regular roll, and each sheet is 4X bigger.
A limited edition six pack of festive hangable ornaments that each hold a regular 12 oz can of beer... which you supply. 'tis Miller Time!
Ask a Yes or No question about the future, wave your hand over this mysterious sphere, and it will speak your fortune out loud, possibly from another dimension.
Normally, you wouldn't try to wash out blood or anything else with more blood, but it's not a problem with this cool new, cherry-scented Blood Bath shower gel.
Giant inflatable pumpkin with a built-in projector and speaker for showing 70 mins of animated talking / singing jack-o'-lantern faces magically on the surface.
Standing over 7 feet tall, this double-take-inducing silhouette of the mighty Sasquatch can be placed anywhere you wish to generate panicked sightings.