Prepare and survive through the most common worst-case scenarios, but in a fun way... well, as much fun as you could have reading about the end of the world.
This giant statue of an armored Ankylosaurus dinosaur with a destructive clubbed tail is all curled up, chilled out, and ready to take a snooze on the lawn.
When properly muzzled, this fearsome T-Rex dinosaur head can hold either an entire lunch in its mouth or double as an intimidating storage case for small items.
This somewhat scaled down Brachiosaurus dinosaur statue reaches impressive heights of over 15 feet tall, the perfect backyard tree leaf munching height.
A gigantic 5.5 foot long replica statue of a fossilized femur bone from an Apatosaurus, one of the largest known land animals to have ever existed.
A fearsome and hefty bottle opener forged from cast iron in the shape of a mighty Tyrannosaurus Rex that can bite off pesky bottle caps in its jaws with ease.
A gigantic 6 foot long inflatable remote control T-Rex dinosaur that unleashes total prehistoric fury wherever you command it to stomp, thrash, spin, and roar.
Recreate all that running and screaming from the dinosaur movies right in your very own backyard with this terrifying Velociraptor Dinosaur Statue.
This massive, lifesize Triceratops dinosaur statue is nearly 20 feet long, stands 10 feet tall, and is posed like it's charging across your yard.
As soon as you sit down on the can, you'll know you're in trouble as this Velociraptor Toilet Paper Holder stares you down as it guards the only roll.
These double-take-inducing metal sculptures of prehistoric, plant-eating Brontosauruses seem to be using their long necks to reach up and munch on your bushes.
Lifesize museum-quality replica fossil skeleton of Stan, the most complete male Tyrannosaurus Rex ever unearthed.
This massive sculpture of a Tyrannosaurus Rex or possibly even a dragon foot has an opening on top with a removable bucket allowing it to be used as a waste... More
No matter whether you need a monstrous Halloween costume, need to pull off a terrifying prank, want to go viral on a YouTube video, or just feel the weird need... More
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Put away the giant inflatable snowman, because a festive dinosaur in a Santa hat and knit scarf has returned from extinction to invade your front lawn with ferocious... More
Now you can enjoy an authentic Chelyabinsk meteorite fragment of your very own, minus reliving the jaw-dropping explosion and brush with extinction.
Although the fearsome dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years in the late Cretaceous Period, that doesn't mean you still can't display a massive Triceratops... More
This massive 20 foot long, motion-sensing, animatronic Triceratops is the same one featured at The Field Museum of Natural History and is the ultimate pre-historic... More
Show your support of this mega-corporation, protect yourself from inclement weather and fight off the the undead with this cool new Resident Evil - Umbrella... More
