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Terry Turtle - Motion-Activated Swearing Toy

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If you're easily offended by profanity and obscenities spewed forth from talking animal toys, then you're the perfect target for this cool new Terry the Swearing Turtle toy. This cute, but very profane plastic turtle waits innocently for passersby to trigger its motion-activated sensor. When activated, Terry Turtle pops his head out from his shell, waves his arms, and unleashes over 25 profanity-laced shocking outbursts. Terry can also be activated by pushing a button or set to randomly say things and features a slightly less rude and much less fun PG mode as well. Check out the video below to see it in action, but beware it contains quite offensive language... from a cute little turtle toy. 🐒🀬🀣

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