Gift them what they've always wanted - Nothing!
This spooky glow-in-the-dark spirit board looks like it came directly from the original Silver Shamrock Novelties warehouse in Santa Mira, CA.
This terrifying tumble tower game gives off random electric shocks as players try to carefully move translucent blocks to the top with metal shock tweezers.
This double-take-inducing talking, joking, and singing black cat has a realistic animated face that is magically produced by a built-in short-throw projector.
This coffee combines the comforting Autumn flavors of pumpkins and cinnamon with screaming hot ghost peppers to create the spiciest pumpkin spice coffee around.
This gigantic stack of spooky jack o' lanterns stands 8 feet tall with bright internal LEDs to illuminate their eerie faces.
This is possibly the world's hottest single piece of bubble gum that's made with 16 million Scoville Heat Unit chili pepper extract... there is no 17!
It stands up to 9 ft tall, has a creepy half-smashed jack-o-lantern head with light up eyes, and speaks chilling phrases while roaring with maniacal laughter.
It may look like a real pumpkin, except this one actually comes to life with three different animated jack-o-lantern character faces that talk, joke, and sing.