Giant 25 Ft Tall Inflatable ALIEN Xenomorph
In space, no one can hear you scream, but here on Earth, you'll hear everyone scream when they have a close encounter with this cool new yet quite 1979-inspired Giant 25 Ft Tall Inflatable ALIEN Xenomorph towering over your front lawn. While a regular-sized ALIEN xenomorph would be terrifying enough to cross paths with, this inflatable version stands a whopping 25 ft tall, which is about 10 ft taller than an ALIEN Queen (a life-sized inflatable or animatronic statue of that would also be very cool, just saying).
Instead of taking a long trip to LV-426 to snag a real ALIEN xenomorph, just set up this massive, jaw-dropping (it's even better if you have an inner extendable snapping jaw) faux inflatable version instead by simply plugging in the air blower to quickly inflate it and then use the included stakes and tethers to keep it from terrorizing the entire neighborhood on a windy day. Instead of an outer layer of protein polysaccharides and cells that get shed and replaced with polarized silicon, this monstrous ALIEN is made from 100% polyester windbreaker fabric and illuminates from within at night using LEDs instead of molecular acid. After the Halloween, er, I mean Spooky season ends, or you start getting complaints from your annoying neighbors somewhere in between Hallowmas and Summerween, it easily and compactly deflates, so there's no need to shoot a space harpoon into it or nuke your front lawn from orbit.
Hmm, you might as well go all in on your ALIEN theme this year. It also pairs nicely with this equally cool Inflatable ALIEN Egg with Pop-Up Facehugger and if you have a 12 Ft Tall Skeleton, lay it next to the gigantic ALIEN and put a giant Facehugger over it's mouth. Also don't forget a fog machine and a strobe light to really sell it. Life-sized inflatable Nostromo spaceship sold separately.
