It sprays non-flammable nitrogen to gently blow out candles on a cake without all the germs and helps those with way too many candles on their cakes as well.
Sure you can hang up pictures of family and friends or great works of art on your wall, but these cool new Giant Bacon Strips will be all anyone ever notices.
Pour yourself a glass of wine, then pour one of these non-alcoholic catnip wines for your furry feline drinking buddy so you don't have to drink alone.
This giant rubber chicken is fitted with an emotional support animal vest so everyone will know it's legit and releases a loud squawking scream when hugged.
This double-take-inducing, battery-powered light bulb uses 100 tiny LEDs to recreate the filament look of a classic Edison incandescent bulb.
This massive, fully functional utility lighter is almost 2 feet long and has a retractable metal shaft for compact storage.
This portable, rolling ice cooler can keep up to 60 cans or 50 bottles ice cold on the inside and has a fun, built-in foosball game table on the top lid.
Enjoy a hands-free hair-drying experience that uses diffused airflow from your hair dryer to help reduce the drying time and prevent damage from over-drying.
These double-take-inducing throw pillows look like giant green olives stuffed with red pimentos, but an equally massive martini is not included.
If you still love the movies, watching the Academy Awards, and drinking wine, then keep it fresh in between pours and staring at a phone with this fun stopper.
The Jetsons cartoon showed us a 1960s version of the future where everything was automated and nobody really worked, except for the poor robot maid, Rosie.
These mini tombstones aren't meant for identifying the graves of the recently deceased, they're reusable signs for identifying foods in a fun yet macabre way.
Reach into this focused, non-terminal repeating phantasm AKA class 5 full roaming vapor AKA disgusting blob to grab some buttery / ectoplasm-soaked popcorn.
A clock with an easy-to-read, paper-like e-ink display that tells the time through a matching classic literary quote for every single minute of the day.
Proving that you can actually wash off blood with blood, this disturbing pumpkin spice-scented bar of soap not only creates a bubbly lather, it also bleeds red.
While these double-take-inducing birthday candles may look like real cherries, they actually look more like cherry bombs once the green stem-like wicks are lit.
Slip your beer cans or Champagne and wine bottles into something more comfortable, like these stylish miniature spa robes designed to keep them ice cold.
This whimsical ceramic vase is shaped like a rabbit with long bunny ears sticking up to frame your favorite fresh cut floral bouquet on display.
This ceramic coffee mug has a whimsical nose on the side and includes a dry-erase pen to draw in the eyes and mouth in a style that conveys your current mood.
A terrifying ultrasonic humidifier disguised as Godzilla that unleashes devastating bursts of blue atomic breath / LED-illuminated cool mist from its mouth.
These gigantic colorful Easter eggs don't come from an equally massive Easter Bunny, but they are much easier to find in an Easter egg hunt.
This tasty sriracha has a cute little ninja squirrel twirling chili pepper nunchucks on the label and finds the perfect balance of great heat and not too sweet.
You'll feel like you stepped into a creaky old west saloon when you add these chillable stainless steel Whiskey Bullets to your favorite poison.
Little yellow rubber ducks may be fun in the bath, but now you can scale up the excitement to quacktastic levels with this giant 4 ft tall inflatable version.