UNWELCOME Vampire Bat-Shaped Halloween Doormat
I don't know about you, but I don't like it when anyone comes to my door knocking anymore without sending a courtesy heads-up text message first. If I hear a knock or the doorbell rings, I just assume it's nothing good, like an annoying neighbor, a solicitor, a process server, a ding-dong-ditch prankster, someone banging on the door screaming for help in the middle of the night while being chased by a monster... or worse (I just shut the front door light off), an oddly polite home invader, the entire police force with guns drawn, a lost drunk, or, mysteriously, nobody is there at all when you open the door. So send a clear message to all approaching unwanted visitors this Halloween season (or all year long) with this cool new UNWELCOME Bat Doormat from Plow & Hearth.
This spooky Halloween door bat, er, doormat is shaped like a giant vampire bat, with the word "UNWELCOME" emblazoned across its outstretched wings, adding some unfriendly charm to your haunted home's front door decor. It's made from natural, eco-friendly, durable coconut coir husk fiber, uses fade-resistant dyes, and effectively traps dirt and moisture tracked in from the great outdoors... or a nearby graveyard. Hmm, I guess the little trick-or-treaters are still welcome for a few brief hours on Halloween night, but only to prevent my house from getting toilet-papered and egged. After that... just go away... or, at the very least, text me first! 🦇🎃
