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Scarecrow Door Hanger

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This Halloween, skip the typical chintzy spooky decor and curse your haunted home the right way with a sinister artisanal touch by hanging this cool new Scarecrow Door Hanger upon the threshold of your domain. This creepy one-of-a-kind, scarecrow-like door totem features an eerie jack o' lantern head that's hand-carved from a real gourd attached to an occult stickman body crafted from carefully selected dried sticks, roots, and vines. Just pray that this unholy Halloween decoration doesn't conjure up the most malevolent of pure pumpkin evil... the Great Pumpkin of course.

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