Spirit Board Wooden Cutting Board
Wish you could talk to the dead or just communicate with any random sinister demonic presence lingering around in your kitchen while you're slicing, dicing, and chopping up foods with a long, sharp knife in your hand? Then simply pull out this cool new Spirit Board Cutting Board. Unlike cheap plastic cutting boards that leave evil micro-plastic shavings in your food or plain wooden cutting boards that are just boring, this one has classic spirit board markings laser-engraved onto the surface for speaking with otherworldly supernatural forces while you prep foods in the kitchen. It's available in 4 sizes in either maple, cherry, or walnut wood, but actual ghosts are not included... you'll simply need to summon your own. Hmm, please engage with the other side and kitchen cutlery responsibly. π»πͺπ¨πΌβπ³