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ALIEN: The Official Cookbook

ALIEN: The Official Cookbook

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At the dinner table, everyone will hear you scream, with delight, when dish after horrifying dish gets served up from this cool new ALIEN: The Official Cookbook by author Chris-Rachael Oseland. This hilarious yet quite disturbing cookbook features 50 recipes inspired by the ALIEN movie franchise using ingredients found here on Earth, meaning you won't have to travel all the way to LV-426 just to pick up some fresh FaceHuggers, Ovomorph eggs, or a cup of Xenomorph acid blood. Now if you feel really stuffed after dinner with a bit of indigestion, don't worry, that's just an ALIEN inside you trying to violently burst out through your chest cavity... which is always a great compliment to a chef. Makes the perfect gift for hungry ALIEN lovers, Colonial Marines tired of the cornbread, and twitchy Androids.

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