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Impaled Zombie Pen / Pencil Holder

Impaled Zombie Pen / Pencil Holder

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Whether you love brain-eating zombies or just have a macabre sense of humor when it comes to tidying up your office desktop space, this cool new Impaled Zombie Desk Accessory is right for you. Who wants a boring old pen or pencil holder on their desk when they could impale it through the chest cavity of a miniature zombie instead? Or maybe this is isn't even a little zombie, but a regular little man who died from a pencil stabbing and is now a decomposing corpse sprawled out on the desk? Either way, it's fun in a gruesomely gory kind of way.

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