Chia Pet Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees Planter
Today is Friday the 13th, once again, so get out of the lake, stay out of the woods, and change that ominous repeating voice in your head from Ki-Ki-Ki, Ma-Ma-Ma to Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia with this cool new yet quite 1980s-inspired Chia Pet Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees Pottery Planter. From the gift that grows to the one that hacks, slashes, impales, and brutally kills everyone it can find in creative ways, this terrifying Chia Pet is shaped like the head of the infamous unkillable hockey mask-wearing Jason Voorhees from the Friday the 13th movies. This hopefully less lethal terracotta pottery bust of Jason Voorhees lets you grow green chia sprouts like a stylish poof of hair on his head. The kit includes a convenient plastic drip tray, chia seed packets for up to 3 plantings, and the planter itself. Machete, camp counselors, and his mother's severed head not included. 🥅🔪🩸🌱
