Scream Ghostface Waving Grave Breaker
While there's arguably only one great movie in the entire SCREAM franchise, the 1996 original, Ghostface remains terrifying to this day, despite the always lame reveal of the killer(s) wearing the costume in all the endless, unimaginative sequels. At this point, I would just go supernatural with it, make Ghostface an actual ghost of Billy Loomis, and bring Stu Macher back from the dead too as a zombie wearing a smashed TV over his head... the plot just needs a little polishing. They could also go with a Wes Craven's New Nightmare meta approach and bring back the entire original cast to deal with a mysterious Ghostface killer in the real world, revealed to be... of course, Skeet Ulrich and Matthew Lillard again, because they're sick of these terrible sequels without them, too.
Anyways, the Ghostface killer has returned once again, 30 years later, to terrorize your front lawn with this cool new Ghostface Waving Grave Breaker from Fun World. This large, 4-ft-tall ground breaker of the infamous Ghostface has him... her... everyone's a suspect! seemingly crawling up through the soil in front of your home and politely waving with one hand up at passersby, visitors, irritating nosy neighbors, delivery drivers, porch pirates, trick-or-treaters, or anyone named Sydney... instead of brutally stabbing them. Come on, where's the giant-sized kitchen knife!? 👻🔪😱
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