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Shrunken Head Christmas Ornament

Shrunken Head Christmas Ornament

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While normally you wouldn't want to hang real shrunken heads on your Christmas trees for a variety of obvious reasons, I think it's fine to hang this cool new Shrunken Head Christmas Ornament instead. This festively fun glass Christmas ornament is shaped like a mysterious little shrunken head complete with hair and a mouth and eyes sewn shut. Do you think anyone will even notice it mixed in with the rest of the ornaments? Should be interesting to find out.

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