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Tear Stick - Menthol-Infused Wax for Natural Tears on Cue

Tear Stick - Menthol-Infused Wax for Natural Tears on Cue

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Need to sob your way out of a speeding ticket? Need to shed some insincere crocodile tears for a little attention? Need to be able to cry on cue for an acting gig? Well, forget about trying to think of the saddest time in your life or pinching yourself (or worse) and just use this cool new Narrative Cosmetics Tear Stick. Whenever you need some quick help to generate real natural tears for a phony situation, just rub this menthol-infused wax applicator below your eyes and you'll be crying on demand in no time. It comes in a compact lipstick-style container and easily removes with a little soap and water or makeup remover. It's perfect for professional SFX and makeup artists for stage and screen, mischievous pranks, faux crybabies, and more. 😭

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