Relive the traumatic Swamps of Sadness scene from The Neverending Story movie every single time you leave the house or water your houseplants.
Whenever you need to generate real natural tears on cue, just rub this menthol-infused wax applicator below your eyes and you'll be faux crying in no time.
The weirdest, coolest and probably most expensive set of stress balls you will see all day.