Whenever you need to generate real natural tears on cue, just rub this menthol-infused wax applicator below your eyes and you'll be faux crying in no time.
A nail polish duo of creamy smooth La Dolce Velveeta yellow and Finger Food red that actually smells like Velveeta cheese when fully dry.
Want to prevent chapped lips, but without applying the typical cherry or mint flavored lip balm? Well, fire up a fine cigar, pour a wee bit of good bourbon,... More
This collection of ten fun soda flavored lip balms include: Pepsi, Mountain Dew Baja Blast, Pepsi Wild Cherry, Mountain Dew, Mug Root Beer, Mountain Dew LiveWire,... More
A hardcore multi-purpose military grade lip balm developed for the Swedish military in the 1950's that not only keeps your lips and other body parts protected... More
This meat flavored lip balm, er glaze, may sound like a questionable idea, but considering how many ways there are to enjoy SPAM already, is it really all that... More
Prevent chapped lips with a lip balm that actually smells and tastes just like real bacon!
Protect your lips while reliving fond childhood memories with the spooky blueberry taste of Boo Berry cereal flavored lip balm.