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SPAM Lip Glaze

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The flavorful essence of the ultimate in canned mystery meat has finally been captured in tube form to help keep your lips moist and well-preserved with SPAM Lip Glaze. This meat flavored lip balm, er glaze, may sound like a questionable idea, but considering how many ways there are to enjoy SPAM already, is it really all that surprising? It may taste like real SPAM, but hopefully you don't need to scrape off the gelatinous goo first.

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