A white ceramic coffee mug with a simple, self-explanatory saying on its side that's in big bold black letters... Mug™.
This creepy, double-take-inducing dimensional wall graphic depicts a mysterious man somehow trapped in an air duct behind a wall grate.
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but it's even more mighty when there are two pens attached by a metal chain and wielded like iconic Japanese nunchakus.
Enjoy the scent of freshly cut flowers and the beauty of nature as you sit trapped at some stuffy desk in a windowless office all day with this Vase Desk Pen.
A soft and comfortable sleeping bag for two that looks like a gigantic pair of pants.
Garnish cocktails with a large aromatic smoke-filled bubble on top that not only looks cool, it also helps flavor the drink.
Channel your inner voracious velociraptor as you shred, cut, lift, and serve up meats of all kinds with these two prehistoric-inspired kitchen claws.
Mix the included spores (over a billion!), molasses, and salt in 4 gallons of water and then pour it over the ground where you want a massive mushroom to grow.
This condiment inspired soda pop has a refreshing and effervescent complex flavor that's tangy, sour, sweet, and very reminiscent of yellow mustard.
These gigantic 7 inch diameter googly eyes work just like the typical little googly eyes, plus they glow in the dark too.
There's farm to table and then there's desert to dessert with this fully edible and quite tasty HotLix Chocolate-Covered Scorpion.
These futuristic transparent playing cards not only glow-in-the-dark for up to 2 hours after a full charge in the light, they're also fully waterproof as well.
This snow globe forgoes the typical falling snow and replaces it with falling kitty litter being flung out everywhere by an inconsiderate cat in a litter box.
When you don't have room for an entire slice of pie or you just want to enjoy a single bite, then check out these cool new Freeze Dried Pumpkin Pie Bites.
A convenient can of sprayable Organic maple syrup without all the mess and spills of the much less fun to dispense bottled variety.
Three whimsical figures that sit on the edge of a pot, glass, or vase to help hold up plant cuttings, young sprouts, flowers, or even avocado stems.
This Big Fruit Loop from MSCHF is just that, a single gigantic fruit-flavored breakfast cereal loop in a random color that takes up an entire cereal box.
This unique, ring-shaped stress ball is filled with water and crunchy, iridescent Bingsu beads, named after Bingsoo the popular Korean shaved ice treat.
This bookmark is actually a whoopee cushion that produces the classic sound of breaking wind when squeezed between the pages of a good book or boring textbook.
A set of four easy to use chopsticks that look like giant wooden clothespins, act like clothespins when turned, and double as handy toaster tongs as well.
This ultra limited edition, fully functional leg lamp / beer tower is modeled after the Girl in the Moon logo's tall red boot and red-and-yellow stockings.
This giant inflatable box of wine for your front lawn stands 5 feet tall, automatically inflates when plugged in, and has a festive Santa hat sitting on top.
Looking for the perfect stocking stuffer or white elephant gift to give this holiday season? Just give them a Bag of Reindeer Farts!
The otherworldly deity, Cthulhu, can spread total chaos, insanity, and death across the world and beyond. So, obviously, it makes a great whimsical planter.
