Cup Noodles Blood-Red Vampire Ramen Noodles - Hot Garlic Chicken
This Halloween season er, oops, I forgot that it's been changed to "Spooky Season" now by everyone, out of the blue, for some unknown reason, transform into a suave, caped creature of the night when you sink your fangs into these cool new Cup Noodles Vampire Noodles.
This absolutely terrifying limited-edition instant ramen cup features a whimsical yet bloodthirsty vampire on the front (which already has me sold), and it's filled with glorious blood-red ramen noodles with a savory, yet quite ironic hot garlic chicken flavor. Instead of soaking the ramen noodles in real blood to get that striking red color, they used a much less horrifying natural beet coloring instead.
It's the perfect convenient meal to enjoy while watching old vampire movies on a late stormy night, handing out to trick-or-treaters to become the new neighborhood legend (much cheaper than giant candy bars), as a last meal after being bitten by a vampire right before you start craving blood (maybe the garlic will help), or just anyone who's starved and has access to a microwave. Hmm, I guess you could use chopsticks to eat these noodles before slurping down the broth, but I think small wooden stakes would be more appropriate and fun to try. HISS!!! 🧛🏻♂️🍜🩸
