Beneath the oval tempered glass table top is a stunningly detailed diorama depicting the Millennium Falcon navigating through an asteroid field just like in... More
While it may not be as strong and well protected as a coffee table constructed from exotic frozen materials only found in a galaxy far, far away, it makes up... More
An eight foot tall jaw-dropping (with snapping inner mouth) sculpture of the infamous ALIEN creature that has been handmade from scrap metal and car and bike... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
If you've got a literal ton of quarters burning a hole in your big, big pockets, wish you could shrink down in size to when you were a little kid trying to reach... More
Welcome to the party pal! Yep, now you too can arrive at your Christmas party wearing the ultimate ugly Christmas sweater, er sweatshirt, just like the dead... More
Straight out of the Death Star's main gift shop comes this Imperial bean bag chair in the shape of the most powerful weapon in the universe, the Death Star
This fun popcorn maker is shaped like the dreaded Death Star and uses healthier hot air to pop it up - no SuperLaser required.
Relive the glory days of sitting down at a cocktail table to play arcade games with a slice of pizza in one hand and a joystick in the other with this retro... More
While R2-D2 has many built-in gadgets and abilities, did you know he could also brew up a tasty cup of coffee that is out of this galaxy as well?
Send your lawn decorations and wall art in a warp zone back to the 80s when you display these cool new yet very retro Nintendo NES 8-Bit 3D Wooden Pixel Art.
Just fire up your proton pack or find a match and light the wick on top of this little marshmallow man's head next to the sailor hat and enjoy watching him slowly... More
Whether you're snacking during a Star Wars movie marathon or just partying like crazy Ewoks, serve up your favorite snacks in this cool new Star Wars Death Star... More
This massive inflatable depiction of the Star Wars galaxy's most notoriously slimy, party loving gangster is perfect for watching over your Halloween bash or... More
This miniature working version of Marty McFly's iconic levitating hoverboard is made from pyrolytic graphite that hovers naturally over a slightly curved base... More
Who ya gonna call, because Hi-C Ecto Cooler is BACK! Sort of. This time, the glorious Ghostbuster's Slimer-inspired green kid's beverage from the 1980s is now... More
Do you know what's missing from most fine art oil paintings? 8-Bit Nintendo characters!
A gigantic handmade prop replica of the original completed Death Star from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope that spans nearly 20 inches in diameter.
When you don't have a Battle Cat to snuggle up with, then simply slide into one of these cool new He-Man or Skeletor Sleeved Blankets, raise aloft your magic... More
You don't need to crack open the Ark of the Covenant to see some faces horrifically melting off, just use a simple match and light this cool new Melting Toht... More
