Forget the gold records musicians used to receive and hang on the walls, because the ultimate gold records are on the Voyager space probes and now you can listen... More
If you're trying to keep your home or office extra tidy and wish you could be scared to death while doing it, then feel free to approach this cool new Motion-Activated... More
An eight foot tall jaw-dropping (with snapping inner mouth) sculpture of the infamous ALIEN creature that has been handmade from scrap metal and car and bike... More
Don't let a tasty tempting cookie let you become unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. Simply peer into this cool new ALIEN Ovomorph Egg... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
Unlike boring old regular balloons, these fun super-sized balloons look like the the long green heads of intergalactic aliens and have integrated blinking and... More
Are your nostrils and ears being utterly invaded by terrifying alien hairs every single night while you sleep? Do you awaken your family every morning with screams... More
When you're left with half an onion, half a lemon, half a tomato, or half of any other fruit or vegetable, look no further than outer space for a solution to... More
In space, no one can hear you scream, but they will here on Earth when you reach inside this cool new ALIEN Cookie Jar.
This cool new Egg 51 Egg Cup seats one soft boiled egg pilot in the center of a flying saucer.
These apocalyptic metal bookends depict a full blown alien invasion complete with death ray firing flying saucers, cow abductions, and humans running for their... More
With faux curly horns and a miniature Tusken Raider seemingly riding on a saddle, this hilarious pet costume instantly transforms your best friend into fearsome... More
The infamous Golden Records traveling aboard NASA's Voyager 1 and 2 space probes are the ultimate gold records and now you can hang a replica of one on your... More
When the aliens invade, the zombies rise from the dead, the electrical grid collapses, the drones become self-aware, or you're just skipping around happily while... More
Creepy tentacle wiggles and squirms when plugged into a computer's USB port. That's it.
Although oven mitts aren't needed in the 23rd century world of food replicators, it would seem logical to wear one while handling hot pans in the oven here in... More
I wanna introduce you to a personal friend of mine. This is an M41A pulse rifle. Ten millimeter with over-and-under thirty millimeter pump action grenade launcher.... More
Futuristic coffee table lets you safely experience the sheer power of a swirling, super massive black hole right in the middle of your living room without getting... More
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This massive six disc set includes all four ALIEN films with both the theatrical and special edition versions, over 60 hours of special features (including the... More
Finally, there's a way to round up and store your kids' massive herd of stuffed animals in one ideal spot.
Sorry, but garden gnomes are so 'A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...' and these cool new and very mischievous Star Wars Garden Jawas are in! Utinni!!!
