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Massive Alien UFO Abduction Inflatable - Stand in the Beam!

Massive Alien UFO Abduction Inflatable - Stand in the Beam!

Wish you could get beamed up by a UFO to flee this crazy planet for an out-of-this world vacation, despite the obligatory alien probing? Well, unless you flag down a real UFO to hitch a ride off this rock, this cool new Inflatable Alien UFO Abduction will have to do instead. This gigantic eight foot tall yard inflatable makes it seem as if a little UFO is hovering over your lawn and beaming up whatever you wish to place in the illuminated tractor beam below, including people. WAIT! It could be a vaporizing mega death ray!!! Anyways, it's perfect for putting up on Halloween or during an actual alien invasion by ufologists, conspiracy theorists, or anyone who has had a Close Encounter of the Fourth Kind. Fun Fact: There are actually seven kinds of Close Encounters.

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