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If you worry that THEY are out there somewhere trying to read your mind, beam thoughts or commands into your head, or track you psychically, then forget wrapping your sensitive noggin in hard crinkly aluminum foil meant for foods in the kitchen and slip on this cool new Tin Foil Hat instead. This sleek and stylish modern tin foil hat is crafted from reflective mylar that's probably just as effective at blocking sinister government agents, pesky aliens, telepathic super-villains, real psychics, electromagnetic fields, and more while giving you superior all-day comfort. One size fits most, including space aliens with cone heads.

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