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Neptunic Sharksuit - Sharkproof Chainmail Dive Suit

Neptunic Sharksuit - Sharkproof Chainmail Dive Suit

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You might not necessarily need a bigger boat when you slip on this cool new Neptunic Sharksuit. This full body stainless steel chainmail dive suit keeps the wearer extra protected and hopefully intact after a bite from the perfect underwater predator, a voracious shark. Designed for divers, shark researchers, marine biologists, people who maintain those gigantic aquariums, or anyone who wants to survive a nasty shark bite, this chainmail suit will provide great protective coverage for the wearer descending down into the murky shark-filled depths. This wearable shark armor includes a hood, tunic, sleeves, pants, gloves, belt, and booties. Now if the shark is so massive that it can swallow you whole... well, at least you'll give it severe indigestion on your way out.

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