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Functional Scarf

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Sure a scarf is meant to keep your neck warm, but the ends of a long scarf simply hang down without purpose. The Functional Scarf changes everything. This reversible (blue/gray), lightweight, cashmere-soft sueded fabric scarf-like accessory has six built-in pockets. So in addition to staying warm on those cold winter journeys, you can also be stashing away cash, sunglasses, cell phones, mini booze bottles and more. Perfect for travelers and last minute holiday shoplifting.

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