When super-villains, evildoers, and other assorted criminal masterminds come to to your neighborhood to inflict some no good, be prepared like the ultimate caped... More
While it may not be as strong and well protected as a coffee table constructed from exotic frozen materials only found in a galaxy far, far away, it makes up... More
An eight foot tall jaw-dropping (with snapping inner mouth) sculpture of the infamous ALIEN creature that has been handmade from scrap metal and car and bike... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
This cool new Lifesize King Cobra Snake Statue depicts a massive King Cobra rearing up and ready to strike at anyone who ventures too close.
Welcome to the party pal! Yep, now you too can arrive at your Christmas party wearing the ultimate ugly Christmas sweater, er sweatshirt, just like the dead... More
This glowing half skeleton stakes down in the yard and should appear to float after night falls.
This handy decorating tool creates and blows highly realistic cobwebs with ease to add the final finishing touch to any professional-looking haunted house.
This fun Halloween prop looks like a realistic book of spells that opens up to reveal illuminated pages of spooky text and drawings, but that's just the beginning... More
These seemingly undead gourds make look like real pumpkins wrapped up in tattered mummy bandages, but they're actually made from weather-resistant resin instead... More
This full-size metal replica of BB-8, the utterly adorable droid from Star Wars The Force Awakens, is designed to stand guard on the floor while doubling as... More
$500,000 of realistic but completely fake distressed prop money stacks wrapped in bank straps and stashed in a brand new duffel bag, just like you see in the... More
All the Die Hard films (good and bad), including the unrated cuts, are now in one action-packed Blu-Ray collection that's housed inside a magnificent 15 inch... More
October 21, 2015 has finally arrived! Happy Back to the Future Day!
This massive inflatable depiction of the Star Wars galaxy's most notoriously slimy, party loving gangster is perfect for watching over your Halloween bash or... More
This inexpensive, all-in-one digital decorating kit includes a miniature projector, tripod, remote control, and window projection material that allows you to... More
At first glance, Tina appears to be a real woman dressed in a lovely black gown standing with her back to you, but when she senses your approach, her head quickly... More
This Halloween, whenever you need a helping hand in the office or just want to add some festive gore to your spooky decor, then look no further than this cool... More
Have you always wanted to smash a beer bottle over someone's head like they do in bar fights in the movies? Well, now you can with your very own collection of... More
This thirsty undead rotting corpse / wine holder is posed to securely grasp a 750 ml bottle of wine like it's being guzzled.
When you plant all these dead humans in the ground, all in a row, it's not surprising that zombies burst forth from that fertile cemetery soil to seek nourishment.... More
A gigantic handmade prop replica of the original completed Death Star from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope that spans nearly 20 inches in diameter.
One of the more haunting scenes from Raiders of the Lost Ark is when Indiana Jones pulls out an old double-clasped, embossed leather Dutch Bible to show the... More
A literal double take inducing lifesize statue of a terrifying mad doctor or some sort well-dressed butcher in rubber boots, apron, and gloves with four impossible... More