Forget old-fashioned holiday cheer, because the white snow in this globe has been replaced with grey and black chunks that could be anything from concrete to... More
A terrifying ultrasonic humidifier disguised as Godzilla that unleashes devastating bursts of blue atomic breath / LED-illuminated cool mist from its mouth.
Once you turn the fried chicken drumstick door knob and enter this massive $10,000 steel and stainless steel mesh Faraday cage / dome / miniature ThunderDome,... More
Billed as the world's loudest whistle, the cool new HyperWhistle uses a radial tri-frequency design to emit a super loud, high-pitched peep that reaches up to... More
This stunning little resin night light depicts a towering fiery mushroom cloud blast in the middle of a nuked cityscape of apocalyptic devastation.
This emergency LED light has a built-in seismic sensor that activates the lamp during earthquakes of magnitude 3+ (JMA Scale), lasts 500 days in standby, and... More
The possibilities for transporting extreme amounts of random stuff on your back are endless when you slip on this giant, oversized backpack.
This hilarious metal mini keg holds a year's supply of tasty Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing.
This innovative LED lantern doesn't use batteries, it uses nothing more than salt and water to provide up to 2,000 lux illumination for up to 80 hours.
If it's the end of the world, you might as well have plenty of tasty macaroni and cheese ready to go while you enjoy the show.
It's always nice to have a bottle of truly great bourbon, Scotch, or other whisk(e)y on hand for special occasions, good news, engagements, funerals, divorces,... More
A portable cast iron camping stove that uses branches, twigs, pinecones, and other dry wood to quickly produce hot burning flames with little to no smoke in... More
These apocalyptic metal bookends depict a full blown alien invasion complete with death ray firing flying saucers, cow abductions, and humans running for their... More
Loop the green string around a log, build a structure of logs around it, and then pull the red string to ignite it. No matches, lighters, or kindling required.
This rugged, water-resistant device combines a windproof plasma arc lighter, LED flashlight, and lantern all-in-one.
Who wants a boring old pen or pencil holder on their desk when they could impale it through the chest cavity of a miniature brain-eating zombie instead?
This cool new Terrifying Zombie Head Planter is the perfect combination of horror and horticulture.
Unlike bulky solar panels that aren't much use at night or on foggy / rainy days, this cool new Waterlily USB can help you recharge your digital devices on the... More
This military spec aluminum survival flashlight discreetly holds up to 10 oz of your favorite booze in the cylinder and includes two collapsible shot glasses,... More
Inside each package are six completely edible dried Chinese Golden scorpions that can be safely consumed whole from their pinchers all the way down to their... More
Whether it's an emergency / survival situation, construction / demolition job, or a voracious brain-munching zombie is in your way... you can't go wrong carrying... More
