The Green Head Logo
SEARCH

Hidden Valley Ranch Mini Keg - One Year Supply!

Hidden Valley Ranch Mini Keg - One Year Supply!

When you buy through links on this site, I may earn a commission.

What is going to be THE hot Christmas gift this holiday season? Look no further because it has to be this cool new Hidden Valley Ranch Mini Keg. Yep, this hilarious metal mini keg holds a year's supply of tasty Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing. I don't know if it will last a whole year since it tastes great on everything and is gonna go fast, but 5 liters should still last quite a bit of time. Perfect for the appetizer table at any proper party, as a centerpiece on a fancy dining table, next to a salad bar in a restaurant, the office break room fridge, and obviously should be an integral part of any bulk emergency food supply in a prepper's doomsday survival bunker. It's also stackable, so stock up. It makes the perfect gift for that hard to buy for someone and also pairs nicely with the equally cool new Hidden Valley Ranch Dipping Fountain ... seriously.

Latest Cool New Stuff

Related Stuff: Condiments

Mad Dog 357 Hot Sauce w/ Bullet
WARNING: If you enjoy breathing fire and experiencing insufferable pain and discomfort for hours in some insane quest to experience the ultimate in spicy condiment... Read On
Petchup - Tasty Nutritional Condiments For Dogs
The cool new nutritional condiments allow picky eaters, older dogs, and regular dogs to once again enjoy their boring dry food while also being supplemented... Read On
Squeez Bacon - The Ultimate Condiment!
Just pop the top, give the bottle a firm squeeze and try not to drool as delicious, flavorful and healthy gourmet bacon oozes out over your sandwich, fruit,... Read On
Reese's Peanut Butter Sauce
This rich and creamy peanut butter is like the kind used in the candy and makes a decadent topping for ice cream, sundaes, cookies, milk shakes, toast, peanut... Read On
Ketchup Salt
It's really hard to put ketchup on your fries when you're driving, but that's no longer a problem when you sprinkle on some of this cool new Ketchup Salt.
Simple Spread - Magnetic Lid-Mounted Spreader Stores Inside the Jar
This ingenious peanut butter and mayo spreader magnetically attaches to most jar lids via a strong outer magnet and can then be reused over and over again.
Hidden Valley Ranch Fountain - Includes One Year Supply and a Skirt!
Just like an elegant chocolate fountain this dipping machine produces a seemingly endless flow of creamy Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing, plus it includes a one... Read On
Eggplant Emoji Condiment Squeeze Bottle
A handy condiment squeeze bottle in the shape of the mildly suggestive purple eggplant emoji.
Maple Stream - Sprayable Maple Syrup
A convenient can of sprayable Organic maple syrup without all the mess and spills of the much less fun to dispense bottled variety.

Related Stuff: Survival

Hidden Valley Ranch Mini Keg - One Year Supply!
A portable handheld shower head that attaches via a hose to a rechargeable pump with built-in active filtration that draws water up from a bucket or container.
Hidden Valley Ranch Mini Keg - One Year Supply!
You never know when you'll be in a life-threatening traffic accident, trapped in a burning or flooding vehicle and desperately struggling to open a jammed door... Read On
Hidden Valley Ranch Mini Keg - One Year Supply!
This no nonsense alarm will surely get everyone's attention as you turn the manual crank to produce a ridiculously loud siren that can be heard up to a 1/4 mile... Read On
Hidden Valley Ranch Mini Keg - One Year Supply!
These ultra-convenient, lightweight, and reusable emergency fire blankets can be thrown over small fires to effectively suffocate and extinguish them.
Hidden Valley Ranch Mini Keg - One Year Supply!
This futuristic five foot tall vertical garden tower grows up to 40 fruit, vegetable, herb, flower, and other plants year round in only 2 square feet of space... Read On
Hidden Valley Ranch Mini Keg - One Year Supply!
The possibilities for transporting extreme amounts of random stuff on your back are endless when you slip on this giant, oversized backpack.
Hidden Valley Ranch Mini Keg - One Year Supply!
The world's first battery-powered generator that can not only match the power of a gas generator, it can do it indoors or out, home or away, and without all... Read On
Hidden Valley Ranch Mini Keg - One Year Supply!
The traditional red Christmas stocking is nice and festive and all, but these cool new Tactical Holiday Stockings come in coal black and include integrated MOLLE... Read On
Hidden Valley Ranch Mini Keg - One Year Supply!
This pocket-sized electric human prod makes social distancing way more fun when it's extended out and used to deliver a truly satisfying 4.5 volt ZAP to anyone... Read On
BACK
Find ItFIND IT
RandomRANDOM
NEXT