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KFC Colonel Sanders Internet Escape Pod

KFC Colonel Sanders Internet Escape Pod

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If you're just utterly bored of surfing the Internet all day and night (like you are right now), having to press a like button on pointless things on social media (more than likely where you just came from), comparison shopping everything down to toothpicks for the best price and reviews (feel free to search for toothpicks above), non-stop staring at illuminated screens (yep, you sure are), or are just sick and tired of technology in general (except adorable little green robots of course), then you might want to invest in this cool new yet very, very bizarre KFC Internet Escape Pod.

Once you turn the fried chicken drumstick door knob and enter this massive $10,000 steel and stainless steel mesh Faraday cage / dome / miniature ThunderDome, it will shield you from the Internet by blocking the wi-fi signal to all your smartphones, tablets, wearables, appliances, laptops,or whatever else you drag in there. It even has a huge Colonel Sanders statue on top with creepy long arms running down the sides to give all those inside a huge protective embrace or maybe he's doing something else to the pod... it's not very clear.

So, if you don't have the sheer will power to simply shut it all down and relax like normal humans used to do back in the simpler times, then this just might be the ultimate solution to save your sanity. Perfect for the home or office, but if you happen to run a KFC restaurant, this would also be a cool way to let your customers sit inside and finally eat their fried chicken in signal-less peace.

Yes, this is real...

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