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Tactical MOLLE Christmas Stocking

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The traditional red Christmas stocking is nice and festive and all, but these cool new Tactical Holiday Stockings come in coal black and include integrated MOLLE straps and an external pouch to hold even more stocking stuffers. Each stocking is made from heavy duty nylon, has 2 quick-release clips on the toe, an easy grip top handle, and swivel carabiners on the top and at the ankle making them a cinch to hang from the fireplace mantel. The perfect stocking for soldiers, police officers, preppers, or just anyone who enjoys mixing it up a bit.

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