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When you feel like you're being followed, need to disappear into a crowd, spot someone you need to avoid, want to look much older to impress the ladies, need to impress a traffic cop to get out of a ticket, or you just got yourself involved in an impromptu bank heist, then be sure to have these cool new Emergency Mustaches ready to go at all times. This set of six suave survival staches make the perfect short notice disguise and come in sealed packages to keep them extra fresh. Keep one in your pocket, in your wallet, in your nightstand drawer, in your survival bug out bag, in your first aid kit, or in your glovebox and you'll always be prepared for situations that can be easily solved with well-groomed, upper lip facial hair. They also make a fun gift. 🥸

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