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Are you at a healthy, normal weight, but wish you could fit in with the rest of the country? Put down the fast food, junk food, and handfuls of bacon and gain a hundred pounds extra instantly with this cool new Super Size Mask from California Costumes. Just slip on this highly realistic vinyl mask over the bottom half of your face and everyone you know will be doing double-takes at your now massive jowls. This instant fat man face mask is perfect for ruining photos you're forced to stand in, fooling the paparazzi, tricking facial recognition security cameras, making a Halloween costume seem extra plump, endless pranks, faking before and after photos, hiding in plain sight, bank heists, selfies, and so much more.

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