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Hannibal Lecter Mask Face Warmer

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This winter, after dining on liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti, if you happen to head out into the icy cold weather, be sure to keep your face warm with this cool new Hannibal Lecter Mask Face Warmer. This terrifying hand knit face restraint is actually much cozier to wear than the one Dr Lecter was forced to don in the movie Silence of the Lambs and is also much warmer than a face mask made of human skin. It's chilling yet warming all at the same time.

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