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When you're having a big hunger attack for a gourmet hamburger that's homemade with two all-beef patties, lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions on a three-part sesame seed bun, but you're not quite sure what condiment to use to bring all those tasty ingredients together in perfect harmony, then try this cool new Great Value Secret Sauce from Walmart. This top secret and highly confidential secret sauce (ingredients listed on the back) for burgers and fries is sure to satisfy that special craving for something tangy and sweet like a flavorful combination of mayonnaise, thousand island dressing, onion, and vinegar might do. I'm truly surprised no one ever thought to bottle up something like this before.

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