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Bacon and Eggs Inflatable Pool Floats

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I'm not sure when it started, but suddenly everyone is putting eggs on everything from burgers and pizzas to avocados and anything with kale in it. So in keeping with this strange food trend, why not put an egg on your swimming pool too along with a side of bacon this summer? These cool new Bacon and Eggs Inflatable Pool Floats let you float around in the pool upon either a sunny side up fried egg or a tasty slice of sizzling bacon. Each of these floats is massive in size, the bacon alone is over seven and a half feet long, and are constructed from heavy-duty .25mm vinyl. They're durable enough to withstand a swimming pool, lake, or ocean, but please don't try and take a bite.

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