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Gummi Army Guys

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Remember those little green plastic army men toys? Well, now they're edible and apple-flavored, which is much tastier than plastic. Just grab a bag of these cool new Gummi Army Guys and rediscover Bazooka Bob, Rifleman Rich, Fightin' Forester, and GI Johnny and line them up in their four classic poses for the ultimate food fight. Now play with your food. That's an order, solider!

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Van Leeuwen Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Ice Cream
Is Kraft Macaroni and Cheese yellow or orange? Well, whatever shade of retina-searing cheddar it is, it's gone from a tasty side dish to an ice cream flavor.
Chocolate Covered Orange Peels
I didn't know that you could even eat orange peels, but apparently they are delicious when drenched in pure chocolate. Sheer zesty decadence!
Marshmallow Snowmen on Sticks
This holiday season, make your spirits bright when you grab these cool new Marshmallow Snowmen on Sticks and drown them in hot cocoa, bite off their fluffy heads, and/or roast them over an open fire.
Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Cookie Straws
The eco-friendly and much, much tastier alternative to disposable plastic straws. They allow a bit of that glorious pumpkin spice flavor to mix in with your coffee, hot cocoa, latte, iced coffee, and more as you sip. Plus, you can eat them when you're done!
Van Leeuwen Hidden Valley Ranch Ice Cream
It combines sweet ice cream with the tangy and savory flavors of ranch dressing that include the distinct taste of buttermilk and flavorful herbs and spices.
Giant Chocolate Turkey Thanksgiving Centerpiece
This highly detailed four pound milk chocolate turkey is hand-painted by chocolatiers with chocolate to accent its features and is fully edible - no cooking required.
Popbar Hot Chocolate On A Stick
Just stir into a cup of steamed or hot milk and watch as it melts away into a swirling cup of decadently drinkable cocoa bliss.
Ketchup Candy Canes
These cool new Ketchup Candy Canes taste just like America's favorite condiment and have red and white stripes so you can mix them in with regular candy canes for a fun prank.
Pizza Candy Canes
This box contains six red and yellow striped candy canes that supposedly taste just like a tasty slice of pizza. I'm not sure what kind of pizza or with what toppings, but hopefully these are not anchovy pizza flavored.

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Only 222 of these super limited edition gift boxes will be available on Nov 18, 2023, which includes this awesome double-take-inducing bottle of Double Ranch!
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This super limited edition can of Pumpkin Spice SPAM has hints of cinnamon, clove, allspice, and nutmeg (still no pumpkin in pumpkin spice) and pairs perfectly with a complete pumpkin spiced breakfast of pumpkin spiced waffles, pumpkin spiced hash browns, pumpkin spiced eggs, and, obviously, a pumpkin spiced latte.
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