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Astrorox - Astronaut Ice Cream Balls

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Forget those frozen ice cream dots you find at the mall, everyone knows that the real ice cream of the future originally came from better science museum gift shops in the form of a freeze-dried Neapolitan brick of astronaut ice cream. A little goes a long way with that stuff, so instead of munching on a huge chunk of it all at once, it's been reduced to more manageable and convenient Astronaut Ice Cream Balls. Astrorox are retro futuristic chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla freeze-dried micro-dots of ice cream that need no refrigeration, have a three year expiration date and don't require a school field trip to acquire.

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