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Giant Fried Egg Blanket

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No matter whether you're feeling completely fried or sunny side up, wrap yourself up in the warm, comforting embrace of this cool new Giant Fried Egg Blanket. Yep, this soft microfiber throw blanket looks like an ultra-realistic, gigantic fried egg. It's perfect for chilly short-order cooks, egg lovers, backyard chicken enthusiasts, or anyone who enjoys pondering how large a chicken would have to be to lay an egg this humongous... Hmm, I could ask A.I., but I'm too embarrassed. Best of all, the yolk won't break. 🍳

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