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Edible Food Crayons - Seasonal Holiday Flavors Box

Edible Food Crayons - Seasonal Holiday Flavors Box

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Normally, you shouldn't eat crayons at the the dinner table... or ever, but that all changes when you graduate from the kid's table to the big table and break out these cool new Seasonal Box of Edible Food Crayons. This set of three culinary crayons are not meant for drawing on your placemat, they're actually solid condiments that you twist in an included sharpener over your favorite holiday foods, desserts, and cocktails to add shavings of unique gourmet flavor and a splash of color. They're made from 100% natural, Vegan, and gluten-free ingredients, have a long 12 month shelf life, come in flavor combinations like Carrot Orange Ginger, Fig and Balsamic Vinegar, and Tangerine and Cinnamon. Hmm, I guess if you really wanted to, go ahead and eat the crayons and draw on your placemat too. Bon appetit! 🖍️😋

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