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Hidden Valley Ranch-Filled Stocking

Hidden Valley Ranch-Filled Stocking

Hidden Valley Ranch-Filled Stocking

This Christmas, Santa might leave coal in your stocking if you've been naughty or... Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing if you've been good!? Yep, this cool new Hidden Valley Ranch-Filled Stocking is just that, a plastic stocking that's filled with 52 oz of tasty Hidden Valley Original Ranch Dressing, has a functional pour spout at the stocking toe, and can be hung from a fireplace using the included silver mantel holder. It's not only the perfect gift / literal stocking stuffer for ranch dressing aficionados and those that truly have everything, it's also great for hanging up near the appetizers as a festive condiment dispenser during a rockin' Christmas party. Be sure to wear your Hidden Valley Ranch Ugly Green Holiday Sweater too!

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  • It’s a plastic stocking filled with ranch
  • Filled with 52 oz of Hidden Valley Original Ranch Dressing
  • Functional pour spout at stocking toe
  • Includes silver mantle holder
  • Size: 15" x 7"

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