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Hidden Valley Ranch-Filled Stocking

Hidden Valley Ranch-Filled Stocking

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This Christmas, Santa might leave coal in your stocking if you've been naughty or... Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing if you've been good!? Yep, this cool new Hidden Valley Ranch-Filled Stocking is just that, a plastic stocking that's filled with 52 oz of tasty Hidden Valley Original Ranch Dressing, has a functional pour spout at the stocking toe, and can be hung from a fireplace using the included silver mantel holder. It's not only the perfect gift / literal stocking stuffer for ranch dressing aficionados and those that truly have everything, it's also great for hanging up near the appetizers as a festive condiment dispenser during a rockin' Christmas party. Be sure to wear your Hidden Valley Ranch Ugly Green Holiday Sweater too!

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