Hidden Valley Ranch Ugly Green Holiday Sweater

November 14, 2019

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When dressing up for your next holiday party, think actual salad dressing when you slip on this cool new Hidden Valley Ranch Green Holiday Sweater. Yes, we have finally reached peak ugly Christmas sweater with this knitted one that features a huge bottle of tasty Hidden Valley Ranch wearing a Santa hat. While not quite as cool as previous Hidden Valley Ranch holiday offerings like the Hidden Valley Ranch Mini Keg or the Hidden Valley Ranch Fountain, it is definitely the most festive... and ugly.

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