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Griswold Hockey Jersey Ugly Christmas Sweater

Griswold Hockey Jersey Ugly Christmas Sweater

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This holiday season, as you settle in to watch National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation for the millionth time, head outside in the freezing cold to hang up way too many Christmas lights, or you're just off to an ugly Christmas sweater party, then you might want to slip on this cool new Griswold Hockey Jersey Sweater. This is a cozy knitted sweater version of the iconic Chicago Blackhawks Hockey Jersey that Clark Griswold wore in the movie that's emblazoned with the "00" number and the "Griswold" name on the back. Wearing a knit sweater is obviously much more comfortable than donning a full-sized ice hockey jersey, so it's also perfect for wearing while holiday shopping, getting trapped up in a cold attic, cutting down a giant pine tree, sledding, attending an actual Chicago Blackhawks game, or just watching from the window, horrified, as your hillbilly relative pumps an RV chemical toilet into the sewer. 🏒🌲

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